The Thing That Bugs Me Most About Summer.

I’m always secretly quite happy when summer comes to an end.

My dad is a redhead and although I did not inherit this trait, somewhere deep down inside of me there is a recessive ginger gene that protests whenever I venture out into the sun.

There also tends to be quite a lot of bugs around in summer and I don’t like bugs very much.

I understand that bugs are an important part of our ecosystems and that all life is beautiful and sacred and I am happy to appreciate their integral role in the circle of life… as long as they don’t come anywhere near me.

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I am aware that bugs have a vital role in natural processes such as decomposition but when a bug is buzzing around my head the only thing breaking down my ability to tolerate its existence.

The number of bugs present is proportional to temperature.


So it makes sense that, as summer comes to an end and the temperature begins to decrease, so does the bug population.

In the past week or so, I have noticed that there are fewer bugs outdoors.

It is as if the bugs have sensed the impending drop in temperature and have migrated in search of a warmer climate.

Unfortunately, that warmer climate just happens to be inside my house.


The other day, my room was quite stuffy so I opened the window to allow some fresh air to enter.

Half an hour later, it was as if Pixar had decided to use my room as a filming location for the sequel to ‘A Bug’s Life’.


Having a load of bugs in my personal space made me feel all icky inside so I began to waft the bugs towards the window in the hope that they would go back out of it.

After a while, I was left with one stubborn insect who refused to leave.

I had an empty mug on my desk so I decided that the best way to deal with the bug would be to trap it under the mug and then transport it back outdoors myself.bugs_LI (2)

Once I had managed to catch the bug, I realised that I needed to slide a piece of paper underneath the mug in order to move it.

So I left the bug buzzing around inside the mug and went downstairs to get some.

When I came back upstairs, my room was silent.

I lifted up the cup and the bug was gone.

I looked at the empty space where the bug had been and almost immediately my imagination rushed to fill it.

Because I could no longer see the bug, my mind began to create scenarios to explain its disappearance.


I became convinced that there were only two ways in which the bug could have possibly escaped:
1) The bug had sent out an SOS signal to its bug friends who had performed a rescue mission in my absence.
2) The bug had somehow managed to teleport out of the mug.

I didn’t know what was worse:
1) Dealing with a legion of vengeful bugs seeking justice for the capture of their friend.
2) Dealing with some kind of cyborg technobug, probably sent back from the future with the sole purpose of brutally assassinating me.

Logically, I knew that a bug not have the cognitive capacity to form strategic plans to bring about my demise.

However, in my panic, the rational part of my brain ceased to function.

I ran into my brother’s room and told him of my concerns.


My brother’s complete disregard for my panic calmed me.

Maybe I was just being silly.

Maybe there was no reason to be worried after all.

For the next couple of hours, there was no sign of the bug and by the time I went to bed, I had forgotten all about it.

However, just as I was about to fall asleep, I heard a faint buzzing arise from the darkness.

I got out of bed and turned the light on.

The buzzing stopped.

I frowned and thought that maybe I had imagined it. Maybe my mind was just playing tricks on me again.

I turned the light off and got back into bed.

Two seconds later, I heard the buzzing again.

I got out of bed and turned the light on.

Once again, the buzzing stopped.

At this point, I realised that I had evidentially misjudged the situation.

There was no army of cyborg technobugs.

There was just one bug and it was engaging me in a much more intimate form of physiological warfare.

The bug was playing mind games with me.


I couldn’t see the bug in the dark and I couldn’t hear it in the light, meaning that I was unable to pinpoint its position with any degree of accuracy.

As a result, I wasn’t able to locate the bug until the following morning.

When I finally found it, I felt like a heroic protagonist facing up to their arch nemesis.


Except I looked a bit more like this…


If you enjoyed this post, feel free to check out some of my other posts. I often have profound thoughts on important, life-affirming subjects such as dogs, social awkwardness and scary animals that freak me out.

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30 thoughts on “The Thing That Bugs Me Most About Summer.

  1. Your post made me smile. Being blind I have problems locating bugs. I must confess to (probably far to frequently) reaching for the fly spray and zapping the anoying buzzing thing. I don’t know whether it is a bee, wasp or fly so zap the creature to avoid the possiblity of being stung. Kevin

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  2. This is a great blog – I am trying to encourage my 12 year old son, who loves to draw and write, to put pen to paper. This seems a great way to showcase those talents, which you do very well indeed. 🙂


  3. I’m not so “secretly” about my thoughts about summer – lol: bugs, incessantly noisy lawn care, heat exhaustion, AC costs, flipflops (really? – those are supposed to pass for shoes?), brain-melt, reluctance to use my oven . . . let me count the dubious “joys” of summer.

    Sooooo grateful I survived another and that fall is on it’s way. Cute post – laughter is so much better than grumping.
    (Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
    ADD/EFD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
    “It takes a village to transform a world!”

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  4. I love your drawings – and I hate bugs. I wouldn’t even mind them taking a drop of my blood, I just object to them leaving a toxic, itchy lump on my skin in payment. It’s no better than mugging in my view. And don’t even get me started on the ones that refuse to be ejected from the house. I think they are actually drones operated by goblins, for the sole purpose of distracting me from my work.
    I do love summer, though. We don’t get enough of it here not to appreciate it when it comes.


  5. Oh lord…..words cannot begin to express how much I LOVE this post. 0.0
    Though I can’t exactly relate to the feeling of distaste for bugs, the occasional fly does tend to BUG me. My best friend, on the other hand, would probably beg to differ… =|


  6. You obviously put a lot of time, thought and effort into this post, and it was all more than worth it — in fact, it’s so unique, it bugged me. Once I caught a bug in a paper cup and slid a piece of thin cardboard underneath but when I took it outside and lifted the cup from the cardboard, there was neither hide nor hair of the bug. Of course, it had no hide nor hair to begin with; nonetheless, that bugged me too. Then I saw that Mr. Bug was clinging to the bottom of the cup, which was actually the top of the cup because it was upside down, and I realized I had discovered the origin of the phrase “Bottoms up!” So bugs are not only an important part of our ecosystem, but our educational system as well. Who knew?

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